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OPERATION EPIC FURIOUS
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WHY DEGENS ARE INSERTING COINS
Why settle for empty pump-and-dump animal tokens when you can own the coin backed by an actual physical guerrilla art stunt?
- β Random AI generator art with zero soul or real history.
- β Dev holds 40% in bundled sniper wallets and dumps at $40k mcap.
- β Dies the second Twitter attention shifts to another dog breed.
- β No utility, no game, zero cultural relevance.
- β Physical Proof of Work: Real physical arcade machines in Washington D.C. and Nuuk, Greenland.
- β 100% Fair Launch: Zero team allocation, bonding curve via Pump.fun, LP automatically burnt.
- β Endless Viral Media Pipeline: YouTube deep-dives, TikTok tourists, and The Art Newspaper features.
- β Dual Playable Arcade Cabinet: Complete interactive browser integration of both the D.C. original protest game and the Arctic sequel.
OFFICIAL 80s ARCADE MERCHANDISE
Wear the protest. High-grade streetwear printed direct-to-garment on premium heavy cotton. Order through our Print-on-Demand partner stores or instant-buy with SOL.
NEW DROP
GOLDEN TOILET TEE
Black cotton tee with Donald on the 24K golden toilet, phone in hand, in front of a waving pixel-art Old Glory.
STRAIT TO HELL TEE
240 GSM heavyweight box-cut cotton with the 16-bit Operation Epic Furious military fighter jet title graphic.
CIVILIZATION WILL DIE TEE
Vintage washed black tee displaying Trump tweeting at the Resolute Desk with the viral Truth Social warning banner.
HILLBILLY VANCE ARCADE TEE
Acid-washed vintage tee immortalizing the 16-bit JD Vance dialogue screen from the official White House prologue scene.
FRONT + BACK PRINT
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GOLDEN TOILET TACTICAL HOODIE
Black fleece pullover hoodie. Operation Epic Furious: Strait To Hell logo on the chest, full Donald-on-the-golden-toilet flag print across the back.
GOLDEN THRONE DAD HAT
Low-profile black chino twill dad hat with an embroidered patch of Donald on the 24K golden toilet in front of Old Glory.
LAUNCH YOUR OWN POD MERCH
Want custom $FURIOUS stickers, mugs, skate decks, or arcade posters? Partner directly with our Printify and Fourthwall production network with automated worldwide dropshipping.
HOW TO INSERT COIN ($FURIOUS)
GET A PHANTOM WALLET
Download Phantom or Solflare on mobile or desktop browser extension. Create your wallet and keep your seed phrase secret.
LOAD UP WITH SOL
Buy SOL from Coinbase, Binance, Kraken, or directly inside Phantom, then deposit it into your Solana wallet address.
GO TO PUMP.FUN
Connect your wallet to Pump.fun or Raydium, paste the official $FURIOUS Contract Address into the swap box.
HIT BUY & HODL
Mash the Buy button, confirm the transaction, and enjoy zero taxes while we send this cabinet straight to the moon!